yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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