i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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