In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he shaved USA in his pubs
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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