On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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