Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
i drank out of a bidet.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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