My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
