How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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