I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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