he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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