dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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