My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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