You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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