i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He did a backflip because drugs
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