He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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