You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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