Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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