you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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