Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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