my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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