I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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