How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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