I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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