Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I want to have your abortion
It's Friday. Sex?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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