i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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