what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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