I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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