As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
