What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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