Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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