Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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