I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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