Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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