new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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