im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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