So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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