For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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