She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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