I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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