Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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