Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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