Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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