they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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