she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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