i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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