I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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