I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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