The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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