Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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