the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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