32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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